Hollywood star Dakota Johnson has revealed one of her most bizarre acts of revenge—sending gorilla feces to a friend’s ex-boyfriend. The Materialists actress, known for her rebellious streak, admitted to the unusual retaliation during a lie detector test with Vanity Fair, proving that when it comes to loyalty, she doesn’t hold back.

The 35-year-old actress didn’t hold back details when questioned about her fierce devotion to friends. She even boldly stated that she would lie to the police if it meant protecting her lifelong pal, Riley Keough. But the real shocker came when she was asked about sending animal waste as payback.

"I mean, there's no way that he would watch this," Dakota confessed with a smirk. "So yes, I did do that... and it's been quite a while." The unnamed ex apparently never saw it coming—literally.

The interviewer couldn’t resist asking how someone even goes about ordering such an unconventional revenge gift. With complete nonchalance, Dakota revealed she used the website S***Senders.com. "You can order any kind, any size," she said casually—as if discussing online shopping for clothes rather than primate excrement.

The polygraph confirmed she wasn't joking (though we doubt anyone thought she was). When pressed on whether she'd ever escalated her vengeance tactics further—say, by mailing pubic crabs—she laughed off the idea: "No! Good Lord, I'm not a monster."

But in true Dakota fashion, the actress later admitted that not everything in her 12-minute interview had been truthful—though exactly where she lied remains a mystery. Grinning mischievously at the camera after passing most of the test undetected (including some sneaky fibs), she declared: "I'm a psychopath." Asked which answers were fake? Her response? A teasing: "I'll never tell."

A Defiant Spirit Since Childhood

The actress has long embraced her rule-breaking nature. In past interviews with outlets like Bustle, Johnson openly admitted being defiant by nature: “If somebody tells me I can't do something,” she said once before pausing dramatically—“even if I had no interest in doing that thing… I am shaking.” That rebellious energy traces back to childhood; rules and rigid structures have always struck her as “ridiculous” and unnecessary.